Doesn't it bug you when . . . ?

The coffee industry puts out another study about the wonderful effects of caffeine? We all love our cup o' Joe in the morning, but it will not make you live to be 100.

. . . You answer the phone and the person at the other end demands to know, "Who's this?" You want to say, "Who's this?"

. . . When your cellphone call is dropped from the wireless company that advertises the fewest dropped calls.

. . . When the cost of oil goes down and the price of gasoline goes up?

. . . When your friend whose favorite team lost in the first round of the playoffs roots against your team just because of spite?

Doesn't it bug you when you ask your teenager to lend a hand and they look at you like you're Joseph Stalin?

. . . When the school flier that your student brings home contains multiple spelling errors?

. . . When the ATM machine stops working just as it's your turn in line?

. . . When your car repair bill comes out to be $100 more than the estimate?

Doesn't it bug you when people with obvious shortcomings appear on "American Idol," and when they get cut from the show there's a public outcry that they've been ridiculed and laughed at?

And this one from a reader: "Doesn't it bug you when you've almost backed out of your parking space and you get cut off by another driver who's too impatient to let you proceed?"

While we're on the topic, doesn't it bug you when a speedy driver uses the freeway exit lane on the right to slip by the traffic in front of them?

. . . When a driver pulls into a handicap parking space with proper credential and pops out of their car- a sports car- in seemingly good health?

Todd Terres wrote us to say, "Doesn't it bug you when people say that they 'feel badly' about something, when the proper word is 'bad'?"

And finally, doesn't it bug you when you ask how much a used car costs and the salesman says, "How much are you looking to spend?"

If you feel like venting about life's little unpleasantries, please e-mail your venomous contribution to simi@theacorn.com. It bugs us when your name, address and phone number aren't included.